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Lightning in a Shaker Bottle

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$9.6 $15 In stock

Category: Merch

Excuses don't stand a chance.

Who needs a genie when you can have lightning in a bottle instead? Whatever the day throws your way—morning grind, mid-day crash, last set, last email, last ounce of patience—we both know your one wish would be for more coffee.

Best paired with Power Surge Coffee or Single-Serve Pods to really feel like the fate of the world is in your fingertips, just one twist of the cap and you'll be ready to short-circuit any excuses that stand between you and your to-do list.

*Matching gym towel sold separately.

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 23 reviews)

Elizabeth ★★★★★

The print is crisp and the bottle’s got this satisfying weight to it, perfect for keeping on my desk during the afternoon slump. I’ve already used it for three workouts and it’s held up with zero leaks, plus the message makes me grin every time I grab it.

William ★★★★★

The lid seals so tight I’ve tossed it in my gym bag sideways without a single drop, and the bold "lightning" print actually makes me grin before the last set. It’s become my go-to for that final push of the day.

Michael ★★★★★

Finally a shaker bottle that actually matches my energy—the phrase on it is so spot on it gets me through the 3 p.m. slump without needing a pep talk. The design is clean and the grip feels solid in my hand, so it's been my go-to for post-workout shakes all week. Yeah, it's merch, but it's merch wit